There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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