she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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Have fun and good luck.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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