I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.