How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle