I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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