I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.