Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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