She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
last night I used snow as a chaser
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