Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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