i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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