You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
