READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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