In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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