You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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