the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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