if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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