i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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