Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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