I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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