well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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