i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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