I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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