In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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