just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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