Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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