did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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YAS. BRING CRAB.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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