yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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