yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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