omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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