She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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