Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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