Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize