i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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