don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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