i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
There r osticjed everywhere
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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