Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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