so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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