OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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