Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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