i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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