It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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