PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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