I'm so fucking centered right now
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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