It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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