Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
