Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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