it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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