I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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