white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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