WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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