i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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