I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
