It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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