I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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