It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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