so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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