So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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