I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
im six kinds of drunk right now
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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