Buhtt sex?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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