exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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